I absolutely love taking my dog for a walk. My dog had a stroke too and walks with a limp. I kinda walk with a limp and on almost every walk someone will inevitably come up to me and say something like “awww what happened to your dog?” Then I have to speak and I talk all weird and the whole situation is great, it’s the best thing ever. I used to pray and wish that no one say anything to me when I’m out with my dog but now I want to start having fun with it. I need some witty responses to questions about me and my dog….help me out. Ok go…………….