I’ve been to hell and came back from that hell. For that reason there is very little that scares or intimidates me. Very little.
You know what would scare me? A zombie apocalypse. See, to get away from a zombie all you have to do is walk fast. I cannot do anything fast so a zombie attack would be quite scary.
Learn these. Every single one of these things has been said to me by one moron or another in the last 3 years.