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April 4, 2014

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Grumpy Cat Birthday

by Amy

Today is Grumpy Cat’s birthday.  I had to commemorate it.  I apologize if I’ve used some of these before.

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  1. Apr 4 2014

    Happy Birthday GC! I’m going to send her an autographed copy of my book “The Power of Negative Thinking”. I think she’d like that. Now if only I’d actually written it. That would be something.

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    • oc1dean
      Apr 4 2014

      Since pessimists live longer than optimists the subtitle can be, ‘How to extend your life by never thinking positively’.

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      • Apr 4 2014

        Love that, Dean. maybe you should write the Introduction.

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        • oc1dean
          Apr 4 2014

          The problem is I’m an incurable optimist.

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  2. Sara Madden
    Apr 4 2014

    Still laughing!

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  3. Apr 4 2014

    Positive energy pushes the universe apart; negative energy holds it together.

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    • Apr 4 2014

      The universe is mostly dark matter I think. Calling all astrophysicists – am I right?

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      • oc1dean
        Apr 4 2014

        You’re right, but I’d say dark matter pushes the universe into another dimension, maybe 9th,10th,11th.

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        • Apr 4 2014

          How many dimensions are there anyway? And why would dark matter push the universe into another one? Personally, I can only handle four dimensions on a daily basis. Does anyone out there routinely exist in more than four? If so, what’s your secret? I could really use some extra dimensions.

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          • oc1dean
            Apr 4 2014

            String theory postulates 10 dimensions but I guess Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory has given up on string theory. Don’t ask me to explain, I can nod my head when someone is explaining this stuff and may understand a couple of words in each sentence. Pushing into another dimension would make a good science fiction story if you want to go there.

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            • Apr 4 2014

              I thought there were 11 dimensions. I once heard Brian Greene explain string theory. I did the nodding thing. Everyone thought I was really deep. Five dimensional geometry is really pretty. Check it out.

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  4. Apr 4 2014

    Whoa, these comments are way too heavy.

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    • oc1dean
      Apr 4 2014

      No we aren’t talking about black holes.

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  5. oc1dean
    Apr 4 2014

    And yes I am talking a lot of shit, its what I’m good at.

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  6. Apr 4 2014

    Yes, but isn’t it fun to play with these thoughts?

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    • Apr 4 2014

      It is fun. Here’s one for you. If I ate myself, would I double in size or disappear completely?

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      • Apr 4 2014

        Double in size in one dimension, disappear in another, and experience an infinite number of variations on the continuum in the others.

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        • Apr 4 2014

          I think it depends on whether you ate yourself only or had sides as well.

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