Whenever I get a bad headache, I tell my boyfriend that I’m gonna get a head transplant. Apparently this is within the realm of possibility. Could this be the key to stroke recovery? Brand new heads? It’s only 13 million dollars.
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That clean cut would probably require the services of the Kaishakunin of the person committing seppuku.
You’ve got historical records(movies) about them already.
Doctor of Doom
The Brain that Wouldn’t Die
The Brain of Blood
The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
The Thing With Two Heads
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die
The Head
There’s a movie called The Head? Haha!
Dean, Seppuku is where a knife is thrust into the abdomen and then slid sideways. A little bit too low.
But the Kaishakunin is the person whose responsibility it is to behead the person committing seppuku. We’re looking for the cleanest cut here.
This would be a sick joke were it not for the thousands of sentient animals sacrificed to this and other morons’ insane idea.
Agreed.
Amy,
My first reactions to video…
*Imagine the head communicating with a foreign body. Nerve impulses would greet each other, “We come in peace. Now do what I said.”
*You would have to get whole new identification unless you went to Spain for the face transplant too. *Wondering if plastic surgery is included in the 13 mill.
*My how inflation has hit the 6 million dollar man.
Yeah the DMV would have an even longer wait if this was possible.
This actually made me laugh! Mostly because I realized you had to Google ” head transplant”
Haha, my Google search history is full of completely ridiculous things.
That made me laugh. My first day in rehab they asked me if I needed anything, I said “a head transplant”… I had no idea that existed.
I would be shocked if this really does exist.
/id say its more like a body transplant for the mind that takes control.
That’s what my boyfriend said, it’s a body transplant. But I want a new brain!
But the part of your brain I’ve met I like, not sure I’d like the new brain, it may not be sarcastic enough.
I would make sure that any new brain I got was made of at minimum 85% sarcasm.